Jul 31 21:27 with 6,036 notes

laughburnscalories:

"hey remember when you liked-"
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"hey remember when you-"
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"hey remember when-"
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Jul 31 20:45 with 73,801 notes
  • interviewer: why do you want this job?
  • me: 5sos keep releasing shit and I have to pay for it somehow

  • Jul 31 20:05 with 2,216 notes

    ignitionremix:

    it’s a beautiful day to give me money

    Jul 31 20:03 with 499,850 notes

    cumillionaire:

    If my jokes offend you:

    1. I’m sorry
    2. It won’t happen again
    3. 1 & 2 are lies 
    4. You’re a pussy

    (Source: 69shadesofgray)

    Jul 31 19:44 with 725,330 notes

    okusuck:

    IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

    Jul 31 19:43 with 105,323 notes
    I remember the first time I went to kiss a girl at about the age of six, the first thing I was aware of was there was no music playing and i didn’t like that. I did not like that.
    ― Matty Healy (talking about the cinematic impact of our generation)

    (Source: rnatty)


    Jul 31 19:15 with 3,062 notes
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