raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy
at what age do i have to stop being a sarcastic asshole
After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.
when you take a selfie at first you’e all like:
then you’re like:
and then it turns into:
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